McDougledog:

     I like call him that though. Anyway, Eric McDougledog likes wreck things. In school he take firm grip on mon work. Then he pull vigorously. Please excuse mon spelling. Sometimes Eric gives me things for free, like money. One day I go up to him and say, could I have a dollar, he say, Okey Dokey and give me it. Yes, he good friend. He might even give me gameboy pocket free. We want make a buisness, but I don't want buy an office.

     Dan:

     Then there is Danny. Dan says I need my daily dose of grammer. He likes chewing on paper, then pretending to be lactose intolerant, barfing up paper. He funny, very very funny. He scare manny a people. He like people that are Veitnamish.  Sometimes I don't understand much, but he is going to make Eric wet himeself a day pretty soon.

     Greggory:

     Now I move on to Greggory Prawn. Greg is a skateboard person. He not all pro, only got an ollie so far, but he going to get better. Greggory keep a tennis ball in his locker, almost everyday after school, I take and play, then he kick me and take the ball away, but he nice. I don't mind the kick, it make me laugh. He he he! Anyway, Greggory is mon friend.

     Matt:

     Now I move to Matt VanPokemon, that isn't his real name you must know. Anyway, he is failing Science. He has a friend, Rian is his name, he plays nine hour a day on video game, it make me want to throw up! Yuck.

     Tyler:

     Ok, how about Big Big T. He gets offended by being called racist, joseph or Pannatellawitz. He really, really hates religion. I like religion somewhat. No real religion though. He isn't very nice to me sometimes. Like I go to his house one day, and he put freezy in my hand, take a pop for himself, take back the freezy and return it to the freezer. He once told his mother I a picky eater, because I wouldn't eat his all purpose flour with thyme leaves. I didn't like that much.

     James-1:

     Then of course there is James Severe, he is very nice to me. His dad play basketball with us one day, it was fun. I like him come to my house, but it doesn't happen often enough. He in Stage Band, He play the Baritone Saxaphone. Very good at it too.

     James-2:

     James Barrel is nice too, but I don't know him very much.

     Addison:

     I don't much like the Addison, he is Retat, Tyler is Retard, but Addison is Retat. No like of him. He friend with Jason Weins.

     Mark:

     Mark Willie is mon friend too. I once went paint a balling with him. I hit many a pidgeon though. Mark is mon friend. Sometimes people call him Marco, I don't think he like it much.

     Halsey:

     Admiral Carlos Halsey Conquest is one more good friend. He like war. He like to carry the nuclear warhead in his pocket, and draws big guns with tanks attatched to them. When he get older, he going to get a big tank and shoot things he says. He is a military man, likes the helicopter, jet, and tank. He would make a good admiral. Sometime people make fun of him because he can't speak english without the english accent, and he can't say the word very well, kind of like me. His first language is Russain. His dad was a Soviet you see, so he can't live easily. Sometime he gets shot at. Dan calls him Africanese.

     Chris:

     Chris gets low selfesteem, people make fun of him a lot, I wouldn't want be Chris very much. He isn't retarted or different that I know. I wonder why he get made fun of sometime. I feel sorry. Chris is a sad person. People call him gimper. It very sad.

     Scott:

     Out of anyone I know, Scott RoadBlock get sick the most, he say he has Iron defficiancy, spelling please excuse, but people say he got the Aids to annoy. It don't bother though, it just funny to say. No offence people with the Aids.

     Cody:

     Cody want to be Cody Woods, Pro golfer of the whole world, he is very good. On April 18, 2002, he made a PACE presentation on american football, which he is halso good at. Cody is genius, I think he has SIBD, Super Intelligent Brain Disease, yes, he is too smart.

     Gaetan:

     Gaetan Begin is a good friend. He is speak two languages, french and english. He is nice and is mon friend. Yes. He like to come to my house, and when he come over, we animate on the computer with program. It is fun, very.

     Harley:

     Harley the Horn is a good friend. He has ring made out of realy silver. I think he bought it from the plastic factory, but he insist  it is real. It is up to you to decide. He think he take drugs but no, he be two years younger me. Nobody I be friends with take drugs, he just try to be cool, but that not very cool. DRUGS IS BAD!